Let’s start the New Year by saying…I had a few good laughs and a drink or two. There are a few different morning after situations. One is waking up with a stranger in bed with you, not knowing how or what you did to get into this situation. Hopefully you don’t have a wedding ring on your finger (either cause you already are married or are now married). Another is the same as before but you had unprotected sex and need that little pill. A fun one is when you go out with your friends, put a few back, and party and dance the night away. This one usually needs a ibuprofen the morning after. You feel like a mule kicked you in the stomach, a mariachi band is playing in your head and you are being sat on by a hippo. But it was so worth it cause you had so much fun and vowed not to get “that” drunk again.
Now take away the friends, drinks, laughs ad fun. Then take some methotrexate instead. This little pill had all the effects of the morning after but none of the perks of the night before. Awesome right? Ya and the kicker if that wasn’t enough. You can’t drink while you’re on it. But worry it makes you feel better…eventually!
I am still waiting on the eventually. Please hurry up.
Today is National Cream Puff Day
Tomorrow is Festival of Sleep Day (a day dedicated to staying in bed, under the covers and watching tv Or just sleeping all day)